Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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