Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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