You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
It was a blind-side dick pic.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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