That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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