He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Randomize
