I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I could fuck to npr.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
God I need to hump something, right now.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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