the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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