My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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