So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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