He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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