you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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