I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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