Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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