dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
either way he was missing a nipple.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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