: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I just found puke in my bra..
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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