3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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