I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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