Dual....:-)
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Randomize
