just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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