alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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