So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Randomize
