If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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