I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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