Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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