My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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