Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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