Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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