Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Pants are for mortals
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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