so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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