I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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