we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
