i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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