yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
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