Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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