Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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