You're a womanizer and a bitch.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Omg I joined a choir last night...
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
