Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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