I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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