He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Randomize
