Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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