you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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