Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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