I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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