i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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