the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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