My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
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