don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Send help, water and tortillas.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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