i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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