yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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