I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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