sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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