I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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