Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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