The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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