using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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