? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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