LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
