your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm jealous of your bromance
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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