I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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